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Proper Opossum Alien Alert

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  1. Janie Bifulco
    Janie Bifulco on November 25, 2012 at 12:44 pm

    …You present the opossum in a humorous and vulnerable light….
    Janie B.

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    • pearl
      pearl on November 26, 2012 at 6:22 am

      How else? Besides, anything for a duckett.
      Thanks, Janie,for your unedited post and what you do for your own Tippy Twisted Trousers et al.
      Stay tuned for the spin-off series on MEpearlA, launching early December 2012!
      Entrepreneurial Pearl

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  2. students
    students on February 25, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    hello pearl. we are students at a high school (if you truly know everything you know which) and we believe our principal is a double sent by the government. can you confirm or deny this rumor? we love you and welcome your answer. bless you.

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    • MEpearl
      MEpearl on February 26, 2019 at 5:49 pm

      Dear Students~
      You should be so lucky! No high school experience has ever been that interesting. But I feel your longing and my compassion compels ME to impart a valuable secret. Go Small.
      And, if you dare, go MINUSCULE. That’s where all the best mind bending stuff is hidden.
      You’re welcome.
      P.

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  3. twisty the raccoon
    twisty the raccoon on September 14, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    Hello Pearl,

    I am Twisty the Raccoon and I wonder, Pearl, if we have met in a past life?

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    • MEpearl
      MEpearl on September 16, 2019 at 7:44 pm

      Do I know you?

      Reply
  4. twisty the raccoon
    twisty the raccoon on September 20, 2019 at 9:40 pm

    What is the story of your birth?

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    • MEpearl
      MEpearl on September 22, 2019 at 5:39 am

      Parthenogenesis

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  5. Junior's Son
    Junior's Son on November 5, 2019 at 11:51 am

    Native american Opposum story:
    “VERY little food there was for Deer one dry season. He became thin and weak. One day he met ’Possum. Deer at once exclaimed, “Why, ’Possum, how fat you are! How do you keep so fat when I cannot find enough to eat?”

    ’Possum said, “I live on persimmons. They are very large this year, so I have all I want to eat.”

    “How do you get the persimmons?” asked Deer. “They grow so high!”

    “That is easy,” said ’Possum. “I go to the top of a high hill. Then I run down and strike a persimmon tree so hard with my head that all the ripe persimmons drop on the ground. Then I sit there and eat them.”

    “That is easily done,” said Deer. “I will try it. Now watch me.”

    ’Possum waited. Deer went to the top of a nearby hill. He ran down and struck the tree with his head.

    ’Possum watched him, laughing. He opened his mouth so wide while he laughed that he stretched it. That is why ’Possum has such a large mouth.”

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  6. Molly and Anna
    Molly and Anna on November 27, 2019 at 10:04 am

    Hi Pearl,
    Love your energy and possum friends!! How did you get into caring for them? And should we do the same-we are from the UK and have some experience with a russian dwarf hamster. Thank you!

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    • MEpearl
      MEpearl on November 28, 2019 at 10:01 am

      Thank you, but as everyone knows, once you go russian dwarf hamster you never go back. Your Pal Pearl

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  7. pin nut
    pin nut on January 20, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    What do you say to people who say possums are cuter than opossums?
    What do you do to stay motivated?
    What is the best way to keep a “grateful” mindset?
    What brings you joy?
    What is your favourite food?
    What is the meaning of life?
    -all my love, canadian pine nut

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    • MEpearl
      MEpearl on January 23, 2020 at 10:42 pm

      You had ME at canadian pine nut. Keeping a grateful mindset is overrated.Tends to slow you down. YOU are the meaning of life. After ME.
      The P

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  8. C D'Oiron
    C D'Oiron on April 2, 2020 at 6:11 pm

    Parthenogenesis, you genius. I think I heard that word as the alchemical wedding bell rang. Shine on you crazy diamond

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