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Emergency Bath and Beauty Treatment

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  1. OSias
    OSias on September 22, 2019 at 6:38 pm

    HELP I NEDD MEDICAL ASSISTENCE HELP PLEASE MY MUISKRAT IS DYING

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    • MEpearl
      MEpearl on September 25, 2019 at 9:22 pm

      Go to Reality Check.

      Reply
  2. Longboi
    Longboi on September 29, 2019 at 6:57 am

    Hello, Possum Lady! It is my friend Marry’s birthday on October 13 and she would really love to meet you and have dinner with you. If you could consider meeting that would be great. Hope you respond! -Mr.Long Boi.

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    • MEpearl
      MEpearl on October 1, 2019 at 1:33 pm

      Please realize that you are communicating with Pearl de Wisdom, the ascended squirrel.
      To have dinner with me would require changing planes; leaving the land of the living. In the long run your gift would suck.
      Keep thinking, Pal. I’m sure you’ll come up with something better.
      Pearl loves you.

      Reply

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