 Sam & Piquante, PM in-law to ME
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 P M & ME |
 Debbie Mitchell (Auntie & Artist), follower of ME |
 A shoulder to lean on for ME |
 ME |
 Auntie Diane & not ME |
 Baby Peach, Priestess in-training to ME |
YOU may have your photo here with ME! |
 Sam 'The Teeth' consort to ME, mastering the ancient Japanese art of Ikebana |
 Rachel Rosenthal, famous person |
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YOU may have your photo here with ME |
 Morning Glory & Blossom
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Magik is afoot with these powerful pals. |
 Alessa & Baby Blossom |
Dear Poil, I have a friend, dear friend, who is too strange for the room.
Should I get a bigger room? – Puzzled-in-Pacoima
Dear Mr. Allard,
You are funny. But funny, like strange, is in the eye of the beholder.
You do not have a corner on strange friends.
Behold:
Dear Pearl, I am humbled in the presence of a master. And I’m sort of hoping the master is up to date on meds.
Pearl of Prescription is a squirrel of the past.
Today I’m simply high of Afterlife. Wanna know how?
Well, first you croak………..
There are many means of accomplishing this.
See relationship advice to Maria in ASK PEARL.
Pearl of Divine Patience is waiting to instruct you further.
(Pearl of Wisdom absolves herself of any and all responsibility for whatever may go terribly terribly wrong as a result of taking her advice. Thank you for writing in and have a nice day.
Please note that your personal privacy is of no interest to Pearl.)
Dear Pearl,
Who is Rachel Rosenthal and why is she a skeleton? Do squirrels like skeletons?
Sincerely,
Stuart
Hi Stu,
Rachel Rosenthal is a famous person worth a Google. She’s one of my biggest fans. Ms. Rosenthal wrote in complaining of feeling really old and the moment was captured. Squirrels are not particularly partial to skeletons but we do enjoy a good antler now and again.
Thanks for writing in and have a nice day.
Dear Pearl~
My name is Jingle Bear. I would like to be one of your pals. How can I be one of your pals? I have a photo of me and my real mommy. My real mommy is wearing a panda bear hat. I am not a bear. I am a Virginia Oppossum.
Your friend in Christ
Jingle Bear
Hey, Jingle Bear~
Well, a marsupial by any other name …
There is actually an application form for Pearl’s Pals currently under construction. Stay tuned.
Meanwhile, most opossums of my acquaintance are Pagan/Druid types. Just how is it that you come to identify yourself as Christian?
Pearl of Unceasing Curiosity.
We think you are all just wonderful! You are my next favorite tonic when feeling grumpy or blue…my favorite tonic of course is my sweet little 4 month old Possum whose name is Blossom; the perfect therapy animal. She is the 5th Possum with whom I have cohabited over the years.We would love to send you some pix and be part of your pals. But we guess you are pretty busy and so we are happy to wait in a blissful Possum style quasi-coma until you have time to finish whatever it takes to make that happen…or not. Bright Blessings!
Hey Morning Glory,
Information on how to be a Pearl’s Pal has been sent to you via email. Welcome.
Your Pal,
Pearl
God won’t forgive me anymore and I’m becoming a father soon. What should I do?
Stop looking to God for forgiveness. Make the appropriate amends and be glad knowing that Pearl forgives you. Be a better father than your God; quick to forgive. Your child will need that as much as you do.Again, you are forgiven. What now?
P