Pearls of Wisdom
THE BOOK!
Advice from Pearl de Wisdom – a Dead Squirrel Who Knows Everything
Enter the mystical and magical world of the internet sensation ME Pearl, the psychic squirrel deity who created the universe and longs to open it up for you!
Pearl de Wisdom loves you, in her fashion.
And you love Pearl. SURPRISE!
You are to be congratulated on finding this site. This is where Pearl de Wisdom explains it all for you. When All Else Fails, ASK PEARL. Write in with your own concerns or simply read Pearl’s advice to others. It all comes to the same As The Tail Ends.
Love offerings welcome.
You will know when the time is right. Meanwhile, tell Pearl what is on your heart. Talk to ME. Pearl of Compassion who understands all things and will respond. ASK PEARL now!
Pearl de Wisdom absolves herself of any and all responsibility for whatever may go terribly terribly wrong as a result of taking her advice. Thank you for writing in and have a nice day.
Due to overwhelming popular demand, by readers who don’t have a clue what is going on here, I am including a brief temporal autobiography of ME, Pearl de Sagesse de Sabaduria.
I AM A DEAD SQUIRREL WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING and pines to share it with YOU. I lived for 10 years as a non-releasable in So. Cal, and gnawed my way through most of a Merriam-Webster’s English dictionary and around the edges of a LaRousse Spanish/French. Plus, I absorbed vast amounts of information through my 7 senses, tuned beyond anything you can yet imagine. And the rest I make up.
In short, in matters vegetable, animal and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern psychic squirrel.
Croaking only increased my power and lovability factor.
You can ASK PEARL anything
Confide in ME, Gentle Reader; unburden your soul.
Pearl wants to hear from you, NOW.
BTW~
The big pink human who was my earthly caregiver and is now my channeler is, to put it kindly, a bit of an albatross.
I listen to Seth and Abraham complaining but HA!
their challenge is nothing compared to ….well,
don’t get ME started.
Just write to ME.
Every category gives you the opportunity.
Pick your favorite, or visit them all, and let’s get to know each other.
Ask Pearl de Wisdom
Let me squirrelsplain this to you…
THIS is where you have the opportunity to find the *truth from ME, Pearl de Wisdom!
* or a facsimile thereof (because, Mesdames et Messieurs, YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH. ha hahaha hee hee ..hic hic hic, Pearl de Wisdom is sooo funny!)
Pearl de Wisdom absolves herself of any and all responsibility for whatever may go terribly terribly wrong as a result of taking her advice.
Please note that your personal privacy is of no interest to Pearl.
Thank you for writing in and have a nice day.
Hi Pearl,
Any advice to your fans about getting through the cold of winter?
Wrap up in your tail and make nice with the relatives.
Your Pal Pearl
Hi Pearl! Love you advice this has given me a good laugh.
Dear Pearl,
Would you happen to have a 15-20 page, previously unpublished, MLA formatted literary analysis writing sample lying around anywhere? I seem to have misplaced my motivation (silly me!), and grad school application deadlines are looming over the not-so-distant horizon. Alternatively, thoughts on Mame (1974)? Can’t stand it myself.
with much love (and potential pecuniary compensation),
Frankie, AKA Bea Arthur Vera Charles Sympathizer, AKA Professional Roz Russell Defender, #notmymame
THE “Auntie Mame” 1958 Rosalind Russell and Coral Browne. A squirrel has her favorites and that’s one, despite the mistreatment of innocent foxes. We could trade quips on movie classics while your application deadline passes unheeded. That would be sad. But HOW sad, really? What motivates ME, next to saving the world, is food. Maybe don’t eat until your work is done. Squirrels amass a huge number of nuts before cracking open the first one. And so can you, Frankie, so can you.
Your Pal Pearl
Hey, I love your videos and sense of humor.
I took have opossums. 5 of them to be exact. I do lives on tiktok sometimes with them. If you’d like to collaborate with me maybe we could spread some opossum wisdom together. My tiktok is @damonreasor
Most of my opossum content is on lives but there’s some on my feed.
You’re an inspiration in my Possum World ❤️
Thank you, Autumn~
We’ll look you up.
Your Pal Pearl
good morning/afternoon/evening/night dear pearl of the world, my Ratatoskr
you who tells all that a squirrel can tell, I do wonder: do you know the number of fresh acorns in an oyster shell? It’s buried deep, in tangled roots of ash and oak and thorn. Warm things sleep in cold dark hollows, waiting to be born again. Far above two birds find love and settle down for life, as down below in muddy snow the husband beats the wife. Heaving and seizing come up fingers of ice, the earth rolls and folds and shudders thrice, until at last the tide comes in. The days wax and wane with each passing age under a dizzying sky, Yet still I remain, quite unchanged, chained to a rock yet unable to die!
Where am I? Please send help, and hurry… This eagle is not one for conversation, I am going quite mad.
Your circumstances are your inspiration, my friend~
Be glad in it. You shall never be ordinary.
Your Pal Pearl
Your videos give me life :3
And comments like this do the same. Thank you. Pearl Loves You.
Dear Pearl,
I have come to ask the all knowing Pearl about opossums. October 17th is national opossum day, and I am trying to figure out possum themed activities to celebrate and need some assistance from the ascended expert. Do any good things come to mind.
I love you and your human conduit Georgette’s videos about opossums and yourself. Thank you for all of the love you show to possums.
-Phasma
Dear Phasma,
Just to be clear, It’s Georgette who loves possums. I’ve never seen the point of them, myself.
In terms of possum themed activities, the high point should be a nap followed by descending levels of exertion and attention.
Have Fun!!! Pearl, the Party Planner
Hi there I am gonna watch all your videos so i can better get an understanding of possum and squirrels thank you for your videos. Jim from Kentucky and you are a very Articulate Beautiful Woman. Thank You
Thank you.
Pearl,
I found a baby opossum tonight and I do not know what to do with it. I live near Venice in Los Angeles. I put it in a box with some fruit and water (i don’t have real milk or any animal food) . It keeps hissing. I tried to give it water with a dropper but it won’t take. Seems quite weak, do you take babies in?
And this is why we have the Reality Check section on this site. The baby needs an experienced wildlife rehabilitator.
Hopefully you found one or took it to a vet or an animal shelter. Look up The Opossum Underground on Facebook.
Thank you for caring.
I live on the central coast in California. One morning, May 1st, 2021, I rescued my beautiful Virginia Opossum from underneath her deceased mother. I used to volunteer as a rescue transport driver for a local wildlife organization. I have been caring for my beautiful girl ever since. I am in desperate need of a veterinarian who knows marsupials and can help me. Can you please give me any information on who to contact?
Best chance is to contact closest wildlife center/sanctuary. There should be a knowledgeable vet on staff. Good luck. Natural life span is short. Your girl is close to geriatric.
Where did you meet Dillie?
The usual hairless humanoid hangout.
dylan mulvaney is a man. that’s why possum lady reuploaded the video of dylan as a non-binary man in a possum costume.
dylan mulaney is a man and he will always be a man
Hello Pearl. I recently began dating a woman two years my junior who works in the porn industry. In the course of our now two month long relationship, the tip of my manhood appears to have become discolored. I am uncertain why this has happened, and would like your advice o wisest of squirrels.
Sincerely, Catboy Nick
Hello Catboy Nick~
The state of your manhood will always/never depend on your chosen female regardless of her chosen profession.
To be a ‘real man’ requires having personal shakti, loosely translated as female essence, and plenty of it.
A man without his own shakti is just clueless.
But you are young, Nick (dear Goddess we hope so)and there’s still time for an awakening. Pearl Loves You.
Dearest Pearl,
How have you been? Years ago, we wrote to you asking for advice and guidance in the world of college decision making. We’ve grown much since then, but we’re sure your celestial body looks radiant as ever.
We have been thinking of you, and while its not as life-changing of an inquiry, we’d love to know the answer! If your caregiver/sibyl Georgette has any input, you are welcome to tell her that she may answer too.
What are your opinions on the casting of William Shatner and Avril Lavigne as the opposum family in the 2006 film *Over the Hedge*?
Thank you, we love you, eat, drink, and be merry! (well, as much as a dead squirrel can do any of those things)
How lovely to hear from you again. The casting of which you speak works for us although we’d prefer to see Georgette impossumate all characters with depth and pith. Timelessness and specieslessness are such rare qualities they must be exploited wherever possible. Don’t you think?
Grow more and stay close. Pearl loves you.
Hello Pearl,
I live among eastern gray squirrels. What can I do to befriend them?
Depends what you are. If you are a Canary Island Dog forget it. Otherwise speak softly and carry a big bag of walnuts in the shell. And PS, Lucky you!!!
Pearl do you take visitors?
Like hostage?
Pearl –
In your infinite wisdom and life/afterlife experience, what do you think of regret?
and how many trees should one climb in their life?
thank you for sharing,
Anna
“Regrets, I’ve had a few
But then again too few to mention
I did what I had to do
I saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And climbed 4 dozen trees
Well off the highway.”
Your Pal Pearl
Hello!
I just stumbled upon this place several minutes ago and I’m completely enchanted by it. So much beauty in here. Greetings from Poland!
Greetings and Blessings to the Ascended All Inspiring, PEARL, I would like to convey my everlasting thanks for all the wisdom, smiles, and hard learned Life Lessons shared, You and Georgette continue to inspire me, in the chaos of all things known, peace with oneself is a difficult state to reach.
My love and gratitude.
You’re welcome.
P.