Pearls of Wisdom -THE BOOK!
Advice from Pearl de Wisdom – a Dead Squirrel Who Knows Everything
Enter the mystical and magical world of the internet sensation ME Pearl, the psychic squirrel deity who created the universe and longs to open it up for you!
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Pearl de Wisdom loves you, in her fashion.
And you love Pearl. SURPRISE!
You are to be congratulated on finding this site. This is where Pearl d Wisdom explains it all for you. When All Else Fails, ASK PEARL. Write in with your own concerns or simply read Pearl’s advice to others. It all comes to the same As The Tail Ends.
Love offerings welcome.
You will know when the time is right. Meanwhile, tell Pearl what is on your heart. Talk to ME. Pearl of Compassion understands all things and will respond. ASK PEARL now!
Pearl de Wisdom absolves herself of any and all responsibility for whatever may go terribly terribly wrong as a result of taking her advice. Thank you for writing in and have a nice day.
Due to overwhelming popular demand, by readers who don’t have a clue what is going on here, I am including a brief temporal autobiography of ME, Pearl de Sagesse de Sabaduria.
I AM A DEAD SQUIRREL WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING and pines to share it with YOU. I lived for 10 years as a non-releasable in So. Cal, and gnawed my way through most of a Merriam-Webster’s English dictionary and around the edges of a LaRousse Spanish/French. Plus, I absorbed vast amounts of information through my 7 senses, tuned beyond anything you can yet imagine. And the rest I make up.
In short, in matters vegetable, animal and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern psychic squirrel.
Croaking only increased my power and lovability factor.
You can ASK PEARL anything
Confide in ME, Gentle Reader; unburden your soul.
Pearl wants to hear from you, NOW.
BTW~
The big pink human who was my earthly caregiver and is now my channeler is, to put it kindly, a bit of an albatross.
I listen to Seth and Abraham complaining but HA!
their challenge is nothing compared to ….well,
don’t get ME started.
Just write to ME.
Every category gives you the opportunity.
Pick your favorite, or visit them all, and let’s get to know each other.
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Greetings and Blessings to the Ascended All Inspiring, PEARL, I would like to convey my everlasting thanks for all the wisdom, smiles, and hard learned Life Lessons shared, You and Georgette continue to inspire me, in the chaos of all things known, peace with oneself is a difficult state to reach.
My love and gratitude.
You’re welcome.
P.
Hello!
I just stumbled upon this place several minutes ago and I’m completely enchanted by it. So much beauty in here. Greetings from Poland!
Pearl –
In your infinite wisdom and life/afterlife experience, what do you think of regret?
and how many trees should one climb in their life?
thank you for sharing,
Anna
“Regrets, I’ve had a few
But then again too few to mention
I did what I had to do
I saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And climbed 4 dozen trees
Well off the highway.”
Your Pal Pearl
Hello Pearl,
I live among eastern gray squirrels. What can I do to befriend them?
Depends what you are. If you are a Canary Island Dog forget it. Otherwise speak softly and carry a big bag of walnuts in the shell. And PS, Lucky you!!!