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By: pearl

pearl — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 18:28:17 +0000

Excellent question, Margaret!!!
Birds are annoying vulgar creatures who will just take over if you don’t remain vigilant.
The answer is bigger stuff in the squirrel feeder. We like walnuts and pecans in the shell, whole plums and avocados and Zupreem monkey biscuits. But…monkeys are also annoying vulgar creatures who will just take over if you don’t remain vigilant, so be warned and prepared to call monkey control.
P de W

By: Margaret

Margaret — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 15:01:25 +0000

Dear Pearl,
Any tips on keeping the birds away from my squirrel feeder?

Trusting you in all things,
Margaret

By: pearl

pearl — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:15:56 +0000

Greetings Paw,
Dance and be happy and everything falls into pace.
Prancing Pearl of the Three Perfect Legs

By: velvet_paw

velvet_paw — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 23:51:11 +0000

Dear Pearl,

People tell me I worry to much and that I should stop, and I do try; but what if I’m not worrying right? Also, if ever I’m asked: do you prefer the tango or the cha-cha? I think we should know this.

By: pearl

pearl — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 14:04:39 +0000

Sweet Sammi~
You will never be the same again. You will find a new happiness that comes from knowing your mother and grandmother better than ever before. And their relationship will mend in places they didn’t even know were broken. And it will never be the same.
There is cancer in my family, too. Yes, squirrels get cancer. Research shows that Cleopatra had Graves disease, which has nothing to do with you but I thought I’d mention it.
Couragio! (That’s Italian. I learned it from a Canadian)
Your Pal Pearl

By: Sammi

Sammi — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 07:46:31 +0000

Dear Pearl,
I think you are wonderful and you make me laugh..my question is my moma and my gramma both got cancer this year and its been very hard both are doing Chemo..Pearl, will things ever be ok agian? Will i ever be as happy as I was.I’m just seem to very angry at how things are but I dont know if i’ll ever be the same agian..anyway thanks for your time Pearl and merry christmas!

By: pearl

pearl — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 15:19:29 +0000

Hola, Otavio~
Actually, no, the Universe does not have a plan for you. But the Universe will support your plan, especially if your plan supports the Universe.
Pearl, Personal Planner

By: Octavio

Octavio — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 03:27:37 +0000

Does the universe have a plan for ME, Octavio?

By: pearl

pearl — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 03:13:19 +0000

Hey Jules,
You have come to the right squirrel to further your research. The answer to your question lies with Stockton Dupres. He was there.
Read through the information pertaining to him, Stockton DuPres.
Do not use my name. We had a ‘thing’ and it ended badly, if you catch my drift.
If, after you have researched his history, you still do not have what you are looking for, come back to ME and I’ll give you some answer or other.
Pearl the Omniscient

By: Jules

Jules — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 01:42:47 +0000

I’m writing a research paper on Matthew Brady, the civil war photographer. What kind of camera did he use. I can’t find out anywhere and I thought that you, being all heaven-ie and such, could help me out. So…..help me out? please and thank you