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Pearl of Wisdom loves you, in her fashion. And you love Pearl.  SURPRISE!

You are to be congratulated on finding this site. This is where Pearl of Wisdom explains it all for you. When All Else Fails, ASK PEARL. Write in with your own concerns or simply read Pearl’s advice to others. It all comes to the same As The Tail Ends.

Love offerings welcome.

You will know when the time is right. Meanwhile, tell Pearl what is on your heart. Talk to ME. Pearl of Compassion understands all things and will respond. ASK PEARL now!

Pearl of Wisdom absolves herself of any and all responsibility for whatever may go terribly terribly wrong as a result of taking her advice. Thank you for writing in and have a nice day.

Due to overwhelming popular demand, by readers who don’t have a clue what is going on here, I am including a brief temporal autobiography of ME, Pearl de Sagesse de Sabaduria.

I AM A DEAD SQUIRREL WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING and pines to share it with YOU. I lived for 10 years as a non-releasable in So. Cal, and gnawed my way through most of a Merriam-Webster’s English dictionary and around the edges of a LaRousse Spanish/French. Plus, I  absorbed vast amounts of information through my 7 senses, tuned beyond anything you can yet imagine. And the rest I make up.
In short, in matters vegetable, animal and mineral, I am the very model of a modern psychic squirrel.
Croaking only increased my power and lovability factor.
You can ASK PEARL anything. Confide in ME, Gentle Reader; unburden your soul. Pearl wants to hear from you, NOW.
The big pink human who was my earthly caregiver and is now my channeler is, to put it kindly, a bit of an albatross. I listen to Seth and Abraham complaining but HA! their challenge is nothing compared to ….well, don’t get ME started. Just write to ME. Every category gives you the opportunity. Pick your favorite, or visit them all, and let’s get to know each other.


490 Blessed Comments

  1. Jestress says:

    Pearl, it feels like the whole world around me is crazy! Everyone around me has screwed-up priorities, and it seems like human society itself is a mess! So, my question is . . . How can I get my fellow humans to give me money? Because, the way I figure it, having money would make my life more enjoyable in the midst of all this madness, or at the least, I could better afford professional help to deal with it.

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Right on, Jestress! For ME it’s Filberts but it amounts to the same thing. At least WE have our priorities straight.
      Your Pal,

    • Yuu says:

      Hello pearl the psychic squirrel, I am on my spiritual journey and I’m unsure if you actually do readings yourself
      But, I am wondering if you can sense about my soul origins I’ have a non human soul if you heard of starseeds, if you can comment on that

  2. Just wanted to send good wishes to a fellow Possum & Animal lover.

    Merry Christmas,
    Walter Iglesias.

  3. Possum Witch says:

    Happy New Year, Pearl! From a big fan and aspiring admirer. Keep living your best life in 2018.

  4. Heather Drew says:

    Got my shirt today and LOVE IT! I am so tickled to see that your true spirit of selflessness is shinning through by offering the cosmic soul of the Opossum face time on your T-shirts. You are one step closer to the extinction of your personal ego and oneness with the universe . . . well, not really. I was so enamored by the shirt I forgot about the money I spent . . . oh yes, the money . . .

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Hi Fireboltwombatgirl,
      I’m glad you are happy with the shirt, I suppose. When I began this enterprise the intention was that people would
      send ME money and get NOTHING in return. It was so pure. Oddly enough, only a few people obliged and felt the enormous benefit. Others persistently clamored for stuff stuff stuff. They would not be denied. And because Pearl Loves You and is somewhat adaptable under the right circumstances, she provided stuff. You live in a capitalist society and I live in a tree. It’s different. Oh, and BTW, I AM the Universe.
      Your personal Pearl

  5. kelko says:

    how do you make milk for a baby goat

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      O.K., I give up. How do you make milk for a baby goat?

      • Tiny Squirrel boy says:

        Hey Pearl,
        I was wondering if I could get some help planting my chicken seeds. I’ve been having a lot of trouble getting them to grow what do you think I should do pearl.

        Lots of love Squirrel Boy

        • MEpearl MEpearl says:

          What happened to Chicken Boy? No matter.
          Chicken seeds are tricky as you’re never sure if you are planting chickens or eggs.
          Have you considered goats?
          The Ever Pondering Pearl

  6. Sarah Mcbrayer says:

    love your videos!

  7. Duchess of Cornwall says:

    Dearest Pearl,

    I am so confused! My thoughts return to a Scot that busies himself mainly in the country doing what good he can. He is of little words. Is it best then for me to busy myself as well bc if the stars align they will one day? Or would the great Pearl advise that better to be present and stay present. Thank you for your healing words of wisdom.

  8. Jeremy says:

    Hi Pearl,
    What are your thoughts on snakes? Also, how do you feel about the current Mercury Retrograde?
    All the best, big fan, yours,

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Snakes~ Don’t think about them much. They are one of the symbols for the human Goddess, whereas squirrels, specifically ME, am the symbol for the Universal Goddess.
      Mercury Retrograde is a pain in my patute, especially during baby season when all those precious little beings are falling out of trees because Mama can’t get home. Sad Sad Sad. I can fix most everything but this requires concerted human help. Find those babies and get them to a rehabber while there is still time. Protect Mother Squirrel and all Her children.

  9. Michelle says:

    Just wondering where you got the inspiration for your possum videos?

  10. Tiny Squirrel boy says:

    Hey pearl,
    I saw your possum politics video and I think you should run for president. Ya got my vote :).
    Lots of love Squirrel boy

  11. ally says:

    Dear Pearl,
    Writing with tragic and confusing news: an opossum has reached its final resting place… just outside my bedroom window. Definitely not playing dead as I know they do, it has been there a few days now. I called animal control but they say they cannot help if it the animal is on private property. I am unsure how to move forward. Is the opossum there with you, wherever you are? What is the best way to honor an opossum’s spirit in a time like this? As it has bit the dust so geographically close to where I sleep and I am not sure of the cause of such a sudden death, it would be nice to know whether any negative energy has been left behind and how I should proceed.
    Many thanks,

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Once the opossum realizes that she is actually deceased little time is needed to consider future options.Thank you for your concern.

  12. Nothing Rhymes with Blorenge says:

    How do I choose a commander of my taxidermy squirrel army? What if we don’t see eye to eye? How do I stop them from rising up against me? Do you like applesauce? I love applesauce.

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      We advise against activating any kind of army, especially squirrel. But you are onto something regarding applesauce.
      The world does not have enough applesauce. Perhaps you could turn your attention to producing more.
      You’re welcome,

  13. Jessica Silverspoon says:

    Hey pearl!
    I have a problem….
    The illumiati is coming after me. I cant trust anyone or anything, what should i do

    please help im going die.

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Sage advise: If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. It’s fun being part of the Iluminati. There are costumes and you can play with really cool eccentrics.
      So stop running and welcome what chases you. Very empowering. And, no, you are not going to die. Not from this, anyway. But do be careful climbing trees which grow at a precarious angle.
      Your Pal Pearl

  14. ImaDog says:

    Hey Pearl,

    I am a concerned dog.
    Writing about my addiction for chasing sacred little squishy squirrels. How do I conquer my inner dog? I’ve tried tea, and yoga, mostly doing downward dog. If squirrels are the universe, am I a black hole? I feel empty. Help me sacred squishy universal goddess……

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      What’s the matter with you, ImaDog!!! Don’t you have any toys of your own? You are engaged in the most egregious of
      behaviors with far reaching consequences. Regular Karma is a dance in the park compared to SACRED SQUIRREL KARMA.
      We come after your puppies and your puppies puppies and your puppies puppies puppies and their humans.
      Next time you feel drawn to the chase, just say No. Too hard? Then redirect your attention. I recommend birds.

      Chasing birds is huge fun and, in the unlikely event that you catch one, you will be celebrated, not shunned,
      as is the case with small minded, mean spirited, in-bred, caca for brains K9s intent on savaging my multitudinous beloveds.
      Each squirrel released into your planet is a genuine part of the great and powerful ME and what you do to the least
      of my squirreletts, you also do unto ME. So don’t! Because if you do, with ME s my witness, you’ll regret the day you were ever whelped.
      Love, Pearl

  15. Thomas says:

    I just recieved a baby possum he or she isn’t a tiny baby it’s a pretty good size baby but I’m not sure what or how to feed it so I’m trying to seek out help and someone mentioned your name to me and said you had the answers I need and it looks like I may have found the right person to find out what I need to know, please respond to me as soon as possible, I don’t want my new baby to be hungry nor dehydrated

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Yo Thomas, not really. I am an ascended squirrel revealing deep spiritual truths.
      What you need is earthier and more practical. Put ‘Baby Possum Care’ into your search engine and everything you need to know will be presented. Track down a local veterinarian who does ‘exotics’ and say you have a horse, no, that would be misleading, an opossum. Then program all the pertinent info into your cell phone, including directions, and you are ready to go in an emergency. See if there is a wildlife rehabilitator in your area and maybe get some hands-on help. Possums seem like very simple creatures but their needs are quite complex.
      Thanks for looking after my little one.
      Pearl, Mother of all Creation except for the honey badger who wasn’t supposed to turn out like that.

  16. joe says:

    hey pearl, i wanted to know what your opinion on the use of medical marijuana was, and if you think it is beneficial to the future of medicine

  17. paula says:

    hello pearl I wanted to know what is the meaning of dreaming of cabbage

  18. The Wannabe King of Korea Who Thinks He's Donald Trump says:


    What do I do with an opossum who jauntily juxtaposes his privy member to others?

    Somewhat Kindly,

    The Wannabe King of Korea Who Thinks He’s Donald Trump

  19. Salem says:

    What do you do if you drowned in a past life?

  20. A cencorned boy says:

    Dear mepearl aka your earthly care giver i am writing because i think you need to seek the help of a mental health care provider in the mean time keep entertaining me with you wierd theorys about opossums.
    Sencirly a very concerded boy.

  21. TookMyPearl says:


    Will there be anymore videos any time soon? I miss you.

    Much love. xx

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Thank you, Thomas~
      We noticed that few viewers have seen all 75 videos. This hiatus is intended to give our beloved followers a chance to catch up.
      Videos go well with spaghetti, herb tea and plenty of cake.
      Pearl the Plump

  22. angel says:

    Hey Pearl I’ve been feeling pretty depressed lately, do you know any things that could I do to help me feel better about myself?
    Thanks so much!

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Write down 14 things to be depressed about that have nothing to do with you personally and address those. Think globally, act locally. Feeling better about yourself will result from thinking less about yourself and being active. And feed the squirrels. Always feed the squirrels. And not those cheap peanuts, either. We like raw almonds and walnuts.
      Pearl the Profoundly Practical

  23. alayna says:

    Dear Pearl. Just wanted to send good vibes and best wishes.
    Love, a follower.

  24. Olivia says:

    Dear Pearl,

    My coworkers are not convinced of your excellence, what advice do you have to win them over with you and your opossum?


    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Dear Olivia,
      I have you and that is what matters. My followers need not Pearlselytize. Everyone comes to ME in my own good time. Pearl the Patient

  25. Colleen says:

    Why do we never see baby squirrels running around? I’ve only ever observed grown looking squirrels trompsin’ the streets…

  26. PraisesToPearl says:

    Dearest Pearl,I’ve become a quick believer, your insight has helped a lot. I was wonder if I could print shirts for you!
    You’ve awoken my long dead, and not playing dead, inspiration for life.
    Lots of love and happy wishes

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Dear Lytle Alex~
      You make Pearl so happy. We live to inspire LIFE. As it happens, we have a store http://www.zazzle.com/mepearl where many shirt designs and styles are available. We would be interested in some non perishable vegan ME Pearl spaghetti, however. When you throw it against a tree it must stick. Think about it.
      Pearl, ever pursuing potential patons.

  27. Lil BeeBo says:

    Will you write my english essay for me I need help

  28. Nowinsky says:

    What is the history of the war of 1812?

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Greed Aggression Revenge and Regret, the history of all wars except the one with my cousin, Lurleen , but that’s a story for another day. I commend your faith in ME to know this and all things.

  29. The Inevitable Heat Death of the Universe says:

    Oh great and mighty Pearl, if you had the ability to die again, would you prefer to be gored by a bull or eaten by a ravenous dog?
    I seek your wisdom.

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      You are right to seek my wisdom if those are the only options you can offer. You would do well to read more, particularly the classics. As a squirrel I had to eat the classics which can make one irregular, if you catch my drift. This is one of the few instances where you are lucky to be human. Start with Wuthering Heights and Gypsy, then ask ME what you really want to know.
      Pearl loves you.

  30. Suxxx says:

    Dearest Pearl, I deeply am intrigued in your ways and would like to know how to become enlightened in your work. Everytime I visit you, I find myself crying. I would like to ask you a few questions if that is alright.

    1. How did you come to be?

    2. Do you have family?

    3. What is your favorite Kardashian?

    Thank You! May your light shine brightly!

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      1. I invented myself. My greatest achievement. THE greatest achievement.
      2. You are all my family, dear ones.
      3. Dead dad Robert. He drops in now and again. What a raconteur!

  31. Lil BeeBo says:

    Should I vacanate my children

  32. Carl says:

    Can you help me help people?

  33. Ernest Hemminway says:

    Oh dearest Pearl, what is your opinion on billionaires?

  34. WildlifeRehabMadeMeLovePossums says:

    Glorious Pearl, where can I donate to the Wildlife Rehab Center you hail from?

  35. Curious Rediet says:

    Hello, benevolent Pearl!
    What are the best ways to honor you, and how best could I represent you in my everyday life?

  36. Sally says:

    I just recieved the pear buttons I ordered to show my support and I am very happy with the product!!!!!

  37. The One and Only Gremlin says:

    Sweetest pearl, what was your favorite event of the civil war?

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      It would have been the masacre of these stupid dum fat ugly twits.
      ” Aside from some small skirmishes in Northern Kentucky, no engagements were reported. Over the next several days, the Confederate force withdrew, and the Squirrel Hunters were never battle tested.

      Discharge papers for a Squirrel Hunter. Courtesy of Google Images.

      A victory parade back across the river into Cincinnati on September 12th would prove to be the high-water mark of the Squirrel Hunters and their popularity among the officers in the army. Union General Smith in Fort Mitchell stated, “Cannot I get rid of the Squirrel Hunters? They are under no control.”