ASK PEARL

Posted By: Admin on April 6, 2010 in - Comments: 634 Comments »

 

Let ME Explain!

 

THIS is where you have the opportunity to find the *truth from ME, Pearl of Wisdom!

* or a facsimile thereof (because, Mesdames et Messieurs, YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH. ha hahaha hee hee ..hic hic hic, Pearl of Wisdom is sooo funny!)

Pearl of Wisdom absolves herself of any and all responsibility for whatever may go terribly terribly wrong as a result of taking her advice.

Please note that your personal privacy is of no interest to Pearl.

Thank you for writing in and have a nice day.

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  1. Gojappa says:

    Dear Pearl, Goddess Divine:

    I’m struggling to find meaning in life. I am constantly searching for a sense of purpose to bring me peace, but I can’t seem to find it.

    Pearl, what is my purpose? What is your advice for me?

    With Devotion,
    Gojappa

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      It’s simple, Gojappa. Your purpose in life is to be kind. That upstart ingrate Dali Lama stole that concept from ME. I am tempted to bite him in the dark repeatedly and expose him as the fraud he is, but I resist because I am PEARL. I am KINDNESS, itself.
      So go forth in kindness, my friend. I shall be with you. The Infinite P

  2. frances says:

    Pearl, I am having a hard time finding a vet in my area who is knowledgeable of opossums. please advise!

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      The operative word is ‘exotics’. You are looking for a vet specializing in exotics. Also check with your local wildlife center and/or your state Fish and Wildlife Department. GOod Luck.

  3. Cathy Brown says:

    Hy P3@Rl-

    H@V!nG $oM3 Tr0Ub/3 w!Th mY N3W K3yb0@Rd. It$ H@Rd t0 tyP3 wH3N u ARE @ F3//0W Squ!RR3L. Any T!p$?

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Cathy,
      You need a pliable gullible human for the grunt work. They are often more trouble than they are worth but I’ve yet to find something better. Always looking. Good Luck.

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