Posted By: Admin on April 6, 2010 in - Comments: 1,053 Comments »


Let ME Explain!


THIS is where you have the opportunity to find the *truth from ME, Pearl of Wisdom!

* or a facsimile thereof (because, Mesdames et Messieurs, YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH. ha hahaha hee hee ..hic hic hic, Pearl of Wisdom is sooo funny!)

Pearl of Wisdom absolves herself of any and all responsibility for whatever may go terribly terribly wrong as a result of taking her advice.

Please note that your personal privacy is of no interest to Pearl.

Thank you for writing in and have a nice day.


1,053 Blessed Comments

  1. Avatar Sarah says:

    Hi Pearl, I’m not feeling to well and my shoulders ache a lot. Do you have any remedies? For shoulders pain?

  2. Avatar Robin Love says:

    There is a female possum in my yard w/ bloody wounds on her neck. Is this normal from mating or is she injured?

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Rule of thumb; blood should be on the inside. The appropriate places to contact are Wildlife Rehabilitation Centers, Veterinarians, Animal Shelter.
      Facebook has opossum rescue and research groups. Go online.Post pictures to them. This site is primarily for entertainment purposes. What you describe could well be a serious medical situation. Thank you for caring. You have more work to do. Don’t delay.
      Pearl Loves You.

  3. Avatar Anne Pheago says:

    Soooo is there a Facebook page for MEPEARLA? Or only a YouTube channel? LOVE THE VIDEOS! AMAZING!!❤️

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Thank you for asking.There is a ME Pearl Facebook page but only for creatures who knew ME when I wore flesh and fur. Otherwise I love and laugh through Youtube and this site. Glad you found ME Here.
      Thank you for your kind words.
      Your Pal, Pearl

  4. Avatar Christa Smith says:

    I have a Possum who keeps taking off with my arlo camera. I used to think it was because it is the size of an egg & white. I covered it with a black cover. Possum still took it. It leaves it under my deck (where he shelters). Any idea why he carries off the camera? I can message or email u video if u would like to see the “theif” in action.

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Hmmm, what could be the motivation for dismantling a home security system? Hmmm.
      Evidently your boy wants privacy. P.

  5. Avatar Melt says:

    Hi Pearl.
    I have a really good squirrel friend named Betty. Maybe you know her? Technically I think she does by “Betty, Queen of the South.”

    Anyway, Pearl, I’m being scanned tomorrow for suspected lymphoma. Have a lot of the symptoms, but I’m younger than the average diagnosis. What do ya think?
    Maybe my body just sucks in a totally non cancerous way.
    Betty won’t answer.

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Dear Melt~
      Your body does NOT suck. It provides and it teaches. We’ve all heard ‘your body is your temple’ but it’s also your best friend and ally. YOUR best friend and ally.
      The WORST thing you can do is set up an adversarial relationship with your body. Stop that NOW. Mutual support. Mutual support. Think about that. ‘Betty, Queen of the South’ doesn’t doubt her body. She takes full advantage of the joys it affords her. (Nothing compares with the happiness of a squirrel. But I digress.) If and when the body changes, the spirit adapts but you always work in tandem. Couragio! Pearl and Betty love you.

      • Avatar Melt says:

        Thank you, Pearl. I do take your point and I’m doing what I can to remain positive. No scans yet, because my insurance has decided to be difficult! I’m pretty certain Betty predicted that one.

        In any case, I’m trying to distract myself and I liked the cut of your jib, so I doodled a thing in your honor instead of doing the other things I’m obviously meant to be doing. Please enjoy,


  6. Avatar Devin says:

    Are you god incarnate Pearl? Is Georgette only but your puppet to spread your wisdom?

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Fine question, Devin~
      First, Goddess includes God. The reverse is not true. So, as the all encompassing deity I would rightfully be considered Goddess (of the Universe). As for ‘incarnate’, the too too solid flesh melted away decades
      ago. Being dead has only increased my power and lovability factor.
      Georgette who? Oh, yeah, right. Umm, sure.

      • Avatar Devin says:

        I am sorry goddess, I accidentally typed god instead of using the correctly gendered term. Please don’t smite me, your humble follower. On another note, a question upon a question, because you are infinitely powerful can you grant wishes? I would wish for the funding to build a giant church with a large statue of your likeness. ME Pearl deserves the recognition of the world, and more followers than Jesus himself.

        • MEpearl MEpearl says:

          Hey Devin~
          I don’t grant wishes because people then tend to change their mind. You know the old adage about only wanting what you can’t have.
          The church and giant likeness to which you refer already exists. It’s not a competition. Jesus and I are tight. Have you seen the painting ‘Jesus and the Twelve Opossums? Google it. We provided the opossums. Actually we lent Him two but Jesus being Jesus…..
          But we really like your thinking. Carry on. The P

  7. Avatar debra says:

    my friend elle wants to know if the pretty lady is single she says she’s a gilf 🙂

  8. Avatar Monika says:

    Hey What political views do possums have if any? What are their thoughts on Bidens dog?

    Bless be


    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Possums are anarchists who disdain dogs of any stripe. That said, Biden’s dogs appear healthy and well cared for.
      An old dog will never look like a youngster nor should they. That said, Down with Dogs!
      The Pearl

  9. Avatar Lulu C Grimalkin says:

    Hi Pearl,

    I baked a loaf of banana bread in your name and came to ask for your blessing. It turned out very well so I hope you enjoy it. Also I was asked to let you know that you’re officially revered as part of the Discordian pantheon in the newly established position of Guardian Goddess of Wildlife. We were running out of place so we had to force some minor deity into retirement to make place for you.

    Worshipfully yours,