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Pearl of Wisdom loves you, in her fashion. And you love Pearl.  SURPRISE!

You are to be congratulated on finding this site. This is where Pearl of Wisdom explains it all for you. When All Else Fails, ASK PEARL. Write in with your own concerns or simply read Pearl’s advice to others. It all comes to the same As The Tail Ends.

Love offerings welcome.

You will know when the time is right. Meanwhile, tell Pearl what is on your heart. Talk to ME. Pearl of Compassion understands all things and will respond. ASK PEARL now!

Pearl of Wisdom absolves herself of any and all responsibility for whatever may go terribly terribly wrong as a result of taking her advice. Thank you for writing in and have a nice day.

Due to overwhelming popular demand, by readers who don’t have a clue what is going on here, I am including a brief temporal autobiography of ME, Pearl de Sagesse de Sabaduria.

I AM A DEAD SQUIRREL WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING and pines to share it with YOU. I lived for 10 years as a non-releasable in So. Cal, and gnawed my way through most of a Merriam-Webster’s English dictionary and around the edges of a LaRousse Spanish/French. Plus, I  absorbed vast amounts of information through my 7 senses, tuned beyond anything you can yet imagine. And the rest I make up.
In short, in matters vegetable, animal and mineral, I am the very model of a modern psychic squirrel.
Croaking only increased my power and lovability factor.
You can ASK PEARL anything. Confide in ME, Gentle Reader; unburden your soul. Pearl wants to hear from you, NOW.
BTW~
The big pink human who was my earthly caregiver and is now my channeler is, to put it kindly, a bit of an albatross. I listen to Seth and Abraham complaining but HA! their challenge is nothing compared to ….well, don’t get ME started. Just write to ME. Every category gives you the opportunity. Pick your favorite, or visit them all, and let’s get to know each other.

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626 Blessed Comments

  1. Avatar Roblox Messiah says:

    “Can you ask me pearl for me how they overcame the hatred and backlash from the media? You express yourself so beautifully and I aspire to have the confidence like you one day. Can you give me some advice for the real world? I love you Me pearl. My best friend and I are huge fans. We hope to get a possum one day. P.s. we bought some of your merchandise we love it!!!.”

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      You have come to ME, sacred dead squirrel, for advice about the real world? Clearly you need it.
      Tip #1, Seek out someone successfully navigating the real world. The Big P

  2. Avatar Gabriel Ryan says:

    Good Morning Pearl,
    I discovered your channel at three o’clock this morning and I am now a true believer. I immediately bought two buttons for me and my friend, who is now also a faithful fan. My question for you, Pearl, is what comes after life? Will my human soul transcend to the level of consciousness that you, the omnipotent squirrel, has achieved?

    Love,
    Gabriel Ryan

  3. Greetings beloved squirrel goddess of Abraham.I reached out to you today, because I have an important question that only your guidance can assist me. I have spread the word of your good name, trying to get my close friends and family to believe in your teachings as well. However, they don’t nearly show the same passion to your cause than I. In fact, they were so distraught, my parents have kicked me out of their home.

    I beseech upon you to give me aid: how do I repair my relationship with my family while also guiding them towards the light of the benevolent MEPearl!

    I await your reply,
    Your loyal Champion
    xXSquirrelLoverXx

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Dear Loyal Champion~
      Me Pearl does not encourage evangelizing….ESPECIALLY to one’s parents.They will come to ME in their own time by their own path. Or not.
      Attempting to guide unwilling parents is a natural disaster. Return humbly, apologize, and LISTEN.
      Pearl loves you !

  4. Avatar Peanut says:

    Can you share with us your zodiac sign? I’m super curious haha

    Love ya!
    Peanut

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      I can but I won’t for fear that it will mean something to you that’s inaccurate. I am SO MUCH bigger than the zodiac. We both are.
      Love ya!
      Pearliogrande

  5. Avatar Chris says:

    I love what you’re doing. Please email me so I can help.

  6. Avatar Sophia says:

    how can i get clear skin without making a deal with the devil? can i make a deal with you?

    best regards,

    sophia

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Dearest Sophia, You touch my little jackhammer heart.It’s not so easy making a deal with the devil. Usually a waste of time to even try.
      I’ll see what I can do, dear one. Meanwhile, you are beautiful.
      Pearl loves you~

  7. Avatar Saddened APearlstle says:

    Oh great and all mighty possom person, i come to you with great saddness, my girlfriend just left me after figuring out that i come to you for all my guildance and spiritual fullfillment. but to be frank, the true saddness is that she does not see your teachings like I do. dear Mepearl you are the Aplha and the Omega, the beginning and the end for your words are my commandment and i am so sorry that i have failed to convert those who are blind to your transcendent teachings. I will find a better suiter who understands the true meaning of sacrificing worldly pleasures for an eternal life under our great leader MEpearl.

    Bless you, and your work
    P.S. I have bought your merch so that you can continue your great and ever so wise teachings.

  8. Avatar diome says:

    Pearl, I need to seek your wisdom. There is a woman causing chaos in our life, one who is often referred to as “nuttier than a squirrel turd.” She believes in past lives and readings; any chance you could tell her to knock off the crazy?

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Dear Diome~
      You’ll have to do better than that. From where I perch it’s YOU who should knock off the crazy. Just sayin’. P.

  9. Avatar Noah C-H says:

    I have been very interested in your work for a while thanks for saving us all big is by the way big ups squirrel man I was wondering what the steps are to initiation into your church and also any tips for opossum care taking thanks. Regards Noah

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Noah~
      You’re in the church when I say you’re in the church and you’re in the church. Welcome! So mote it be.
      For tips on opossum care go to the home page of this site and type ‘reality check’ into the search box.
      The great and powerful P.

  10. Avatar mel says:

    no question; I think you are brilliant and clever!
    although I was attacked by a pet squirrel years ago, I don’t hate them.

  11. Avatar Little T says:

    Pearl! What advice can you give me about working out! It’s so hard to establish a routine after work. All I want to do is sleeepppppppp.

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      So don’t do it after work. Do it before. Or start simply on days off. I and my kind simply jump through the trees and it’s FUN. That’s the key, FUN. Do you like dancing? Find a dance class. A swim class, a boxing class, do agility with your dog!!!!! So many ways ‘working out’ can be FUN. Let ME know what you find. Your Pal Pearl

  12. Avatar Sarah says:

    Oh mighty Pearl, my guidance in life. I have reached a dilemma only your brilliance can help me figure out. How does someone stay living through all the hardships life has thrown at them? Is there any recommendations or should the person just end the suffering?

    Many thanks

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Don’t quit before the miracle. You are reaching the point where you have nothing to lose. This is GREAT. This is the freedom to do what needs to be done. What makes you happy? Is it ‘too’ expensive? So what? Money doesn’t matter now. Is there someone who needs to know you love them? TELL THEM. Need to get away? Go to the movies and eat heavily buttered popcorn and milk duds day after day after day until it isn’t fun anymore. Do whatever it takes to keep going until your miracle arrives.
      Pearl loves you.

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