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Pearl of Wisdom loves you, in her fashion. And you love Pearl.  SURPRISE!

You are to be congratulated on finding this site. This is where Pearl of Wisdom explains it all for you. When All Else Fails, ASK PEARL. Write in with your own concerns or simply read Pearl’s advice to others. It all comes to the same As The Tail Ends.

Love offerings welcome.

You will know when the time is right. Meanwhile, tell Pearl what is on your heart. Talk to ME. Pearl of Compassion understands all things and will respond. ASK PEARL now!

Pearl of Wisdom absolves herself of any and all responsibility for whatever may go terribly terribly wrong as a result of taking her advice. Thank you for writing in and have a nice day.

Due to overwhelming popular demand, by readers who don’t have a clue what is going on here, I am including a brief temporal autobiography of ME, Pearl de Sagesse de Sabaduria.

I AM A DEAD SQUIRREL WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING and pines to share it with YOU. I lived for 10 years as a non-releasable in So. Cal, and gnawed my way through most of a Merriam-Webster’s English dictionary and around the edges of a LaRousse Spanish/French. Plus, I  absorbed vast amounts of information through my 7 senses, tuned beyond anything you can yet imagine. And the rest I make up.
In short, in matters vegetable, animal and mineral, I am the very model of a modern psychic squirrel.
Croaking only increased my power and lovability factor.
You can ASK PEARL anything. Confide in ME, Gentle Reader; unburden your soul. Pearl wants to hear from you, NOW.
BTW~
The big pink human who was my earthly caregiver and is now my channeler is, to put it kindly, a bit of an albatross. I listen to Seth and Abraham complaining but HA! their challenge is nothing compared to ….well, don’t get ME started. Just write to ME. Every category gives you the opportunity. Pick your favorite, or visit them all, and let’s get to know each other.

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  1. Avatar Roblox Messiah says:

    “Can you ask me pearl for me how they overcame the hatred and backlash from the media? You express yourself so beautifully and I aspire to have the confidence like you one day. Can you give me some advice for the real world? I love you Me pearl. My best friend and I are huge fans. We hope to get a possum one day. P.s. we bought some of your merchandise we love it!!!.”

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      You have come to ME, sacred dead squirrel, for advice about the real world? Clearly you need it.
      Tip #1, Seek out someone successfully navigating the real world. The Big P

  2. Avatar Gabriel Ryan says:

    Good Morning Pearl,
    I discovered your channel at three o’clock this morning and I am now a true believer. I immediately bought two buttons for me and my friend, who is now also a faithful fan. My question for you, Pearl, is what comes after life? Will my human soul transcend to the level of consciousness that you, the omnipotent squirrel, has achieved?

    Love,
    Gabriel Ryan

  3. Greetings beloved squirrel goddess of Abraham.I reached out to you today, because I have an important question that only your guidance can assist me. I have spread the word of your good name, trying to get my close friends and family to believe in your teachings as well. However, they don’t nearly show the same passion to your cause than I. In fact, they were so distraught, my parents have kicked me out of their home.

    I beseech upon you to give me aid: how do I repair my relationship with my family while also guiding them towards the light of the benevolent MEPearl!

    I await your reply,
    Your loyal Champion
    xXSquirrelLoverXx

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Dear Loyal Champion~
      Me Pearl does not encourage evangelizing….ESPECIALLY to one’s parents.They will come to ME in their own time by their own path. Or not.
      Attempting to guide unwilling parents is a natural disaster. Return humbly, apologize, and LISTEN.
      Pearl loves you !

  4. Avatar Peanut says:

    Can you share with us your zodiac sign? I’m super curious haha

    Love ya!
    Peanut

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      I can but I won’t for fear that it will mean something to you that’s inaccurate. I am SO MUCH bigger than the zodiac. We both are.
      Love ya!
      Pearliogrande

  5. Avatar Chris says:

    I love what you’re doing. Please email me so I can help.

  6. Avatar Sophia says:

    how can i get clear skin without making a deal with the devil? can i make a deal with you?

    best regards,

    sophia

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Dearest Sophia, You touch my little jackhammer heart.It’s not so easy making a deal with the devil. Usually a waste of time to even try.
      I’ll see what I can do, dear one. Meanwhile, you are beautiful.
      Pearl loves you~

  7. Avatar Saddened APearlstle says:

    Oh great and all mighty possom person, i come to you with great saddness, my girlfriend just left me after figuring out that i come to you for all my guildance and spiritual fullfillment. but to be frank, the true saddness is that she does not see your teachings like I do. dear Mepearl you are the Aplha and the Omega, the beginning and the end for your words are my commandment and i am so sorry that i have failed to convert those who are blind to your transcendent teachings. I will find a better suiter who understands the true meaning of sacrificing worldly pleasures for an eternal life under our great leader MEpearl.

    Bless you, and your work
    P.S. I have bought your merch so that you can continue your great and ever so wise teachings.

  8. Avatar diome says:

    Pearl, I need to seek your wisdom. There is a woman causing chaos in our life, one who is often referred to as “nuttier than a squirrel turd.” She believes in past lives and readings; any chance you could tell her to knock off the crazy?

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Dear Diome~
      You’ll have to do better than that. From where I perch it’s YOU who should knock off the crazy. Just sayin’. P.

  9. Avatar Noah C-H says:

    I have been very interested in your work for a while thanks for saving us all big is by the way big ups squirrel man I was wondering what the steps are to initiation into your church and also any tips for opossum care taking thanks. Regards Noah

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Noah~
      You’re in the church when I say you’re in the church and you’re in the church. Welcome! So mote it be.
      For tips on opossum care go to the home page of this site and type ‘reality check’ into the search box.
      The great and powerful P.

      • Avatar Noah C-H says:

        Hello almighty squirrel P. Noah here. I would like to have a more in depth opossum care step by step tutorial. I also have questions about your church. Is it possible we could skype or FaceTime Georgette at her earliest convenience? Thank you for welcoming me into your church.

  10. Avatar mel says:

    no question; I think you are brilliant and clever!
    although I was attacked by a pet squirrel years ago, I don’t hate them.

  11. Avatar Little T says:

    Pearl! What advice can you give me about working out! It’s so hard to establish a routine after work. All I want to do is sleeepppppppp.

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      So don’t do it after work. Do it before. Or start simply on days off. I and my kind simply jump through the trees and it’s FUN. That’s the key, FUN. Do you like dancing? Find a dance class. A swim class, a boxing class, do agility with your dog!!!!! So many ways ‘working out’ can be FUN. Let ME know what you find. Your Pal Pearl

  12. Avatar Sarah says:

    Oh mighty Pearl, my guidance in life. I have reached a dilemma only your brilliance can help me figure out. How does someone stay living through all the hardships life has thrown at them? Is there any recommendations or should the person just end the suffering?

    Many thanks

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Don’t quit before the miracle. You are reaching the point where you have nothing to lose. This is GREAT. This is the freedom to do what needs to be done. What makes you happy? Is it ‘too’ expensive? So what? Money doesn’t matter now. Is there someone who needs to know you love them? TELL THEM. Need to get away? Go to the movies and eat heavily buttered popcorn and milk duds day after day after day until it isn’t fun anymore. Do whatever it takes to keep going until your miracle arrives.
      Pearl loves you.

  13. Avatar Rose says:

    Dearest MePearl, I just discovered you today, and now my life goal is to be like you. Your beauty and confidence are radiating! How do I get to the point where I am happy with myself. Sincerely, Rose.

  14. Avatar Elle says:

    Pearl, my love life sucks. My confidence is at an all time low. What is your advice to overcome heartbreak?

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Everybody’s love live sucks, Elle. Or is that just us? I lost my heart over bad boy Stockton du Pres and found it again with good boy and eventual betrothed Sam (the teeth) Camplese. Lean into the break. That’s where the light comes in. It may help you to listen to the songs of Leonard Cohen but, judging from your photo, probably not.
      Time is your friend and I am yours. Pearl

  15. Avatar Landon says:

    Dear Pearl,

    This year has started out on the wrong foot with so many tragedies continuing to happen. Along with tragedy, comes a great sadness that taints the hearts and minds of many people out there, especially todays youth. Its this sadness that truly permeates our souls; therefore, showing itself through our music, media, and our day-to-day lives. What would you recommend as a remedy to this insurmountable depression that captivates the world in which we inhabit? Is love and peace truly enough to save the lives of those who find life hopeless? When will life just be happy and meaningful for all again? If you have any answers to these questions, I would be most humbly grateful. If not, then to read a few sentences more of your wisdom would most efficiently suffice.

    Forever yours,
    Landon

  16. Avatar Sigismund says:

    Dear Pearl,
    Sometimes when i go to the forest for a walk i see squirrels. Can i feed them carrots? I breed carrots in my yard and i have too many of them. Thank you.

  17. Avatar Transcendental Dust says:

    Greetings Enlightened One,
    I very much enjoy you’re unique outlook, and efforts to keep us safe from bad aliens(and governments). Are there “good” extraterrestrials and can I meet them?

  18. Avatar Michael says:

    Should I kill myself in the woods so the possums eat me?

  19. Avatar Annie says:

    Blessed day Pearl the Squirrel, two of your kin live in my yard and they are always chasing and arguing with each other. I don’t think they are trying to mate it really seems like they dislike each other but neither want to leave my little oasis paradise. Any idea what I can to to help them get along? You’re the only squirrel I can ask!

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Hi Annie~
      Tis the nature of squirrels to be querulous. Same dynamics in Georgette’s back 40. Squirrels just wanna have fun. Youngsters can play rough and oldsters get even rougher, especially during mating season. Keep an eye out for injuries. Otherwise just lean back and enjoy the paradise you created.
      Your Pal Pearl

  20. You are so amaizing and funny I watch every post even though I’m stealing someones email and address and name!

  21. Avatar Lily says:

    Does the colour green deserve to exist?

  22. Avatar Sabrina says:

    Can I book you to perform a speech at my best friends wedding in June?

  23. Avatar nathan says:

    Pearl, my best friend and old roommate has been shipped overseas to Bahrain. Do you have any advice for someone who lives far, far from home and in a completely different culture than they’re used to?

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Care packages and continuing communication. Be willing to listen to everything. An opportunity for mutual growth if you keep processing.
      Pearl the Omniscient

  24. Avatar Spirah Gandy says:

    Dear you, Pearl,

    I just started going back to school after a long while, and I am overwhelmed by the amount of work and stress it is causing me. My question is, do you have any study tips or coping tips, and do you believe I can do it!?<3 lots.of.love

    Spirah

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Dear Spirah~ I’m not the Rah! Rah! You can do it! type of squirrel. Of course you CAN do it but that is not the issue. Stress is the issue and figuring out how to reduce it to manageable. Something must be eliminated or postponed. Yes, THAT! You know exactly what can go or wait. Do yourself a favor and downsize.
      This may mean putting your kids up for adoption. No one will criticize you for making a brave decision.
      Your Pal Pearl

  25. Avatar Dee Dee Megadoodoo says:

    Great Mystic Pearl, All-Knowing and Ever Present, who are you voting for this year?

  26. Hello. My name is Blanche. I have my Chakra Shoppe in Chicago. I would love to have you as a guest for one of our quarterly spirit fairs . I love nature so much. Your videos inspire me. Contact me. Let’s talk. Namaste

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Hello Blanche~ It’s difficult for ME to materialize. Even at a spirit fair folks tend to disrespect squirrels. Cela n’en vaut pas la peine, But we send all blessings to your enterprise. P de W

  27. Avatar Joel says:

    Hey, MEpealA!; Keep on Rockin’ in the Free World! Love your Posts. Very Genuine.

  28. Avatar Opie says:

    Oh wise one, as an opposum, I wonder how to train a human. She took really good care of me and my brothers and sisters. They opted to leave, but I felt she has potential. I love her meals, especially the grapes, eggs, yogurt, fruit, and some of her vegetables, but we seem to be at a stalemate regarding regarding my delightfully aromatic excrement. Do you have any advice how I can make my gifts as appreciated as they deserve?

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Dear Opie,

      You would enjoy a shallow roasting pan of tepid water remaining in the same place. Like a litter box but with water. Soon you will find comfort in depositing your gifts in this easy to clean manner. You’re welcome. P

      • Avatar Opie says:

        Thank you so much for sharing your wisdom!! I am absolutely amazed at my human’s excitement and delight in finding my aromatic gifts in my new offering pan!! Humans are a very curious species indeed!!
        Much love to you-
        Opie Opposum

  29. Avatar Sally says:

    Oh Pearl. I have just been introduced to your wisdom and am now your utter disciple. However I am from England and pronounce your blessed breed as squih-rull- two distinct syllables and not squwerl like your American host says. Is this offensive to you oh wondrous squih rull? Do you like the Brits?

  30. Avatar Cheetah Chrome says:

    Oh bushy tailed Seer of all, please allow me to be enlightened with your boundless knowledge. The woman I love is hesitant to open up to me completely, about her thoughts and feelings for fear of me being like her former suitors who would ridicule and torment her because of her thoughts. I humble as that you would advise her as of what she should do.

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Dear Cheetah Chrome~
      She doesn’t need my advise, you do. Stay out of her personal thoughts and feelings. She’ll tell what she wants you to know when she wants you to know it. Respect her boundaries. Back off and lighten up.
      Your Pal, Pearl

  31. Avatar Joanna Fern says:

    Hi Georgette and Pearl,
    I’m a USC MFA film student and I would love the opportunity to discuss putting together a short documentary about your relationship! I love your channel, and would love to hear if you’re interested in collaborating!
    Let me know! Thanks,
    Joanna

  32. Avatar MAURICE says:

    Greetings, great and powerful ETERNAL ME PEARL. I am MAURICE and I take the form of a patchy syphilisaurus (a dinosaur.) As a kindred deity like spirit I recognize your light and you are the only one I can turn to for guidance. I have syphilis, and I am afraid blasphemous acts I may have committed in past lives have taken the form of a large tumor on my spotted tail. In an attempt to right my wrongs, I have converted to the Amish faith, but I am afraid my efforts are in vain as the syphilis has gotten worse. What do you think I should do, o great and powerful tree dwelling rodent? Cheers, and remember, YOU WALK WITH A LIGHT STEP!!! YOU ARE NOT YOUR THOUGHTS!!! YOU ARE STRONG!!! YESS IT IS RIPPED TO BE IN A BODY! SHOOTING A BALL OF WHITE LIGHT AT YOU RIGHT NOW <3

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Trying to parse your reality, Maurice. Syphilis is a physical condition not a moral one. Reptiles can be susceptible. Converting to the Amish faith is not going to right a single wrong. But you know all this. What are you really reaching for, Maurice?
      Your P.

      • Avatar MAURICE says:

        Hello Again P,
        Thank you for your thoughtful answer. I agree, converting to being Amish was a move intended to distract me from my current reality. I have taken a lot of time to think about your question, what am I really reaching for, and the only true answer that I can come up with is that I’m searching for meaning. I’m not quite sure what my purpose is in this world (although it’s seeming more and more like a simulation gone wrong), and having no path or passion is leaving me feeling lost. Do you have any tips for putting me back on track?
        Yours, Maurice.

        • MEpearl MEpearl says:

          Maurice~
          Your desire to get back on track suggests you have already been on the right track and in line with your purpose. Go back and reclaim your purpose and then change tracks. The purpose is not the problem. The path has been too circuitous. Eye on the prize!
          Pearl Loves You

  33. Avatar Richard says:

    I am raising 3 opossums it is very difficult how do you raise your opossums without finding them in the street because I all I can find are ghetto oposumms

  34. Avatar Paige says:

    You have a beautiful voice.

  35. Avatar Lauren says:

    You are my inspiration. Your poetry has given me peace. Given me solace. Continue this beautiful work

  36. Avatar Ginger says:

    Pearl, will my baby be a boy or a girl?

  37. Avatar Oppossum God says:

    Bow down to me, as I am an Opossum >:)

    I am bigger than all squirrels and will eat you for lunch dinner and supper and brunch

    #VoteBernie2020

  38. Avatar Evan says:

    Dear Pearl,
    You are a inspiration for me and provide me joy in my depressing life and i would be remiss if I didn’t contact you. Thank you for giving my life a purpose. Pearl you are my role model.
    Sincerely,
    Evan

  39. Avatar Evelyn Gabai says:

    Dear MEPearl: I came across your website after reading about a psychic horse named Lady Wonder — but you are an even greater wonder! I too am a squirrel rescue mommie. After 5 years I still miss my beautiful Squirrpel McLovin’, a fox sq. Just like you. Pearl, will I ever get to see him again? I miss him so much! Thanks, O Squirrelie Swamie Love Ev

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Of course you will see Squirrpel McLovin’again but don’t just wait around while there are so many of my species who need rescue and skilled care and TLC. Once you develop such skills you have a responsibility (this is your SQUIRREL talking) to DO IT. JUST DO IT! There is so much more squirrel love to be had. Throw yourself into it unreservedly and never look back. Squirrpel will meet you on the other side.
      Your Pearl

    • Avatar Ev Gabai says:

      Dear Pearl: I thank you for your response and bow to your squirrely wisdom! I have already done, as you advised. Love Always, Your hominid devotee, Ev

  40. Avatar Valeria says:

    Pearl, was I a fool for not knowing about your existence… yet I knew there was something greater waiting for me to be in the right moment to be able to fathom its greatness and wisdom.
    Love you, your possums, and your channel! <3 <3
    P.S: Tlacuache (tlah-kwah-cheh) is opposum in spanish (Mexico).

  41. Avatar Jose Phalan says:

    Your earthly caregiver was on High Maintenance! The big time! Any thoughts?

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Hello Jose~
      I, Pearl, AM the big time. And nothing requires higher maintenance than ME.
      Thank you for asking. The P.

  42. Avatar Joshua casey says:

    Almighty and magnificent pearl thee world is in great in fear and turmoil!! What are we to do in such desperate times? I politely Request Guidiance great and powerful squirrel girl.

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Joshua~
      This may be hard for you to hear but my world is not in great fear and turmoil. My world is doing just fine, better than usual with fewer humans mucking about. Until humans realize they are simply other animals entirely dependent on Gaia for their well being it will continue to go badly. Humans don’t own the earth, they share the earth with the rest of us. Sadly, most are just too dumb to get this. Probably too obvious. But it’s not to late for you, Joshua. Pray for clarity. I’ll do my best. Pearl loves you.

  43. Avatar soap says:

    hello great and powerful pearl!

    i come seeking guidance in these times of isolation and fear. how do you suggest dealing with this covid-19 plague? you are such a light in this dark time. i hope you and your wonderful medium are safe and well. thank you dear friend.

    love,
    soap

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Dear Soap,
      Your name says it all. Keep sudsey!! And NOW is the time to dive into that project you’ve been putting off. No, not that one, the good one. The artistic one. Reveal your soul, tell your truth. There has never been a better time.
      Pearl Loves You

  44. Avatar MrSpider says:

    Hello Pearl,
    Why do we exist?

    Love,
    MrSpider

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      There is no generic answer. It’s unique for everyone. Are you seeking purpose?
      It’s better than what you suspect and will be a lot more fun. Soon. Very soon.
      P.

  45. Avatar Taylor says:

    Dear Pearl,

    I have seen that many people have asked you questions about how to live a more enjoyable life and you have given great answers. I have a question about how to tell someone I admire deeply how much I care about them. I would like to create a greater connection with them but I am scared to show my feelings. Thank you.

    With greatest regards,
    Taylor

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Taylor~
      Don’t tell them anything. Really. Don’t. Show them. Either: Ask for their help on a sincere issue where they would be a logical source of help, then let them help you. Not easy but very bonding. Or, offer them help which they appear to need and you are qualified to offer. In both cases sincerity is essential. If you can’t be absolutely sincere than don’t do it.Your Pal, Pearl

  46. Avatar Corey Pickles says:

    Hey Pearl, do you ever get jealous of the videos with opossums your owner posts on the internet? Shouldn’t there be more squirrels?
    Love ya bunches

  47. Avatar David the living raccoon says:

    Dearl Pear dead squirrel. Buddha has failed me. I know what I want to do in life but I don’t want to go and do it. May your words guide me outside this grey paradox.

    Regards, David.

  48. Avatar Momo says:

    Dear Pearl,

    I hope this reaches you well.

    I am left with an opossum after my local wildlife authorities have ejected her from their care. Although I am more than happy to accommodate the opossum, she has been staying for months and refuses to contribute to rent and household duties.

    Unfortunately, I am at the end of my wits and budget. I’m afraid I will not be able to support her, she refuses to work and spends the whole day on youtube and other internet distractions.

    I desperately seek your council, especially during these trying times.

    With love,
    Momo

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Dear Momo~
      Sounds like you’ve got yourself a little diva, there. Not much to be done except accommodate her and enjoy participating in an interspecies relationship.
      You’ve been chosen.
      Pearl

  49. Avatar Nikki says:

    Dear Pearl, you have changed my life and since I believe in you so much I am sure you can force my future since you are a true squirrel god. Can you give me a small prophesy of my future? Like will I travel the world? Who will I marry? Will I be successful? What does life have in store for me? I believe in you and I believe that you will have some prophesy for me

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Well, no, not really. At least not anything that I’m going to tell you. The questions you have are intended to be answered in the moment through experience. Being told the likeliest scenarios of your future would be more of a hindrance than a help. You’d just get in the way and then fate would have to make an example of you. Just take the next indicated action and, above all, be kind. Your future should unfold brilliantly. Be careful about asking for ‘spoiler alerts’. They are called that for a reason.
      Pearl Loves You~

  50. Avatar The Expert says:

    Hello Pearl,

    What is cinninomona?

    Thank you.

  51. Avatar Evan says:

    dear pearl, how does one find motivation to try hard and succeed?
    thank you for all your work
    love
    evan

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Hi Evan~
      If you feel unmotivated to try (succeeding is a result) then perhaps you are going after the wrong thing. Get really specific about what you want, not what you think you should want but what you really DO want. It will give you a burst of energy when you think of it. Pearl believes in you.

  52. MEpearl,

    I’ve done my taxonomic research and found what I regard to be the best rodent. Though some call them squirrels, Anomalures are not closely related to Sciurids. The body of an Anomalure is far more robust and sexier. Some even have skin flaps for gliding. How do you feel not being the best rodent?

  53. Avatar Maria McLaughlin says:

    Pearl, is this guy the one I’ve been waiting for? I adore you. Xo

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      One of them, yes. It will take several to fulfill your requirements. This is not unusual. Appreciate this guy for what he brings and do not expect it to be all that you seek. Be patient. You are not ready for the ‘one’ yet.
      Your Pal Pearl

  54. Avatar Oliber says:

    did I just unintentionally join a cult based off a dead squirrel named pearl?- Pearl have I?

  55. Avatar Miss Wiggweave says:

    Dear Pearl, your fans are concerned. Pearl is no longer with us, but what about Sally? Who is the woman behind the opossum — the world needs to know!

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      That Sally passed years ago and was never involved with ME Pearl.
      Georgette Spelvin is alive and well and ever ready to spread the good word.
      Blessings, Pearl

  56. Avatar Awesome Blossom the Fabulous Opposum says:

    I was happily living in an air conditioned room with queen size bed. Apparently, I have become too fat (2 pounds) and I have found myself living in an outdoor cage!! Mom’s friends keep saying I would make a wonderful indoor pet, but she is not budging. She refers to my poo and farts and how much trouble my diet is. I didn’t even know I was on a diet, so could you advise her of a diet that will make my poo and farts smell like flowers? If not, can you explain why I am outside and why this is better for me? A video would be helpful. I am a bit of a slow learner, and I process information better with a visual aid. Very much thank you lovely dead squirrel. I could just eat you up!!

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Because, dear Blossom, you are soon to be FREE and nothing is better than freedom, if you have the vitality for it.
      Otherwise just hang around and act needy. Mom will cave, they always do. Either way, life is good, young one. Be of good cheer.
      And remind your mom that you’ll get cleaner as you get older.
      And don’t eat dairy. It makes you fart.
      Your Pal, Pearl

  57. Avatar yummty possum says:

    O’ magnificent Pearl! I have been imbibing your wisdom for over half a year, and I am truly grateful to have found you. You’ve given me heart advice that I have taken to heart and it has helped me greatly. I love you!
    I’ve been having a bit of trouble dealing with long term stress, and I don’t wish for to affect my mood and disposition as it seems to have already.
    I know a goddess as yourself experiences naught such troubles, but if you were to, how would you deal?

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      You don’t think being Goddess of the Multiverse is stressful? Scheese!
      Thank ME for funny cat videos!
      Your Pal, P

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