‘Top That’ Interview

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15 Blessed Comments

  1. Avatar euclidcreek says:

    Thanks for this informative series of videos on possum care. One question I have, are you the same G Spelvin that starred in adult movies in the seventies?

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      You are actually talking to ME Pearl,the squirrel, very sensuous to be sure but the wildlife porn industry is too far underground for you to have seen it.
      I believe you are inquiring about my human, Georgette. Ms. Spelvin has made many questionable choices throughout the decades and we find it best to simply look ahead at this point. That’s right, eyes front and onward.

      Pearl, porn pimp of the past? or
      ascended psychic squirrel of today?

    • Avatar Travis says:

      Georgette Spelvin is a pseudonym actresses use when they want their name taken off of a project, are playing more than one role or otherwise want to remain anonymous. G Spelvin aka Shelley graham the pornographic actress looks quite different than this possum lady. I think she’s being clever using the name and trying to stay anonymous.

  2. Avatar glitterocalypse says:

    Hello Pearl,

    I would like to purchase one of your shirts. I wish to present your glorious visage upon a golden lily pad to a friend. Please advise on why you are not taking orders. I am concerned. You are my favorite spirit.

    Thank you

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Even though Pearl is perfect, her minions are not and that Georgette~ don’t get me started.
      Seems our merchandising outlet collapsed and we are busily scurrying about manifesting another.
      You and your friends should be able to wear ME on my golden lily pad before this season’s babies are out of the nest.

      Pearl, Proprietress Par Mediocity

  3. Avatar mr. coolio spetz says:

    heyo pearly cat wazzup, its ya boy chrissy boy. I really like my possum and how he dresses but he get’s made fun of 🙁 how do i cheer him back up 😛

  4. Avatar Bryna Thomas says:

    But…why? Why is this happening?

  5. Avatar Ya Boi Jims says:

    Hey, it’s ya boi, Jims here. I need some spiritual guidance because I have a dilemma. Do I feed my possum cat food or dog food? I asked a lady at Petsmart, but she couldn’t give me a good answer. I looked it up online and thats when I stumbled upon your humble site. Please Pearl give me the upmost guidance. Rad Dad 2 has been switching between cat food and dog food for days. I feel like Rad Dad 2 needs to stick with one for the sake of her diet. Please Lord and Saviour Pearl, I need this answer.
    J.

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      J.~
      Check out “‘Proper Opossum Gourmet Cooking’, when simple nutrition isn’t enough”.
      Possums need produce whereas dogs and cats do not. You can supplement with cat food but don’t feed exclusively
      P.

  6. Avatar Toma says:

    Dear Me Pearl,
    This morning I watched your video “The Self Actualizing Possum” (7/6/15) and although I am sure that Potato has since passed, I wanted to know why you, the Omnipotent Squirrel Pearl, knew that gender transition was the right course of action for potato? I am myself a transgender woman, though I despise having to write it out like that with “transgender” preceding “woman”, as it is if the former discounts the latter. I am sure of myself as a woman, I am strong in my identity, and yet I appeal to you Pearl. I am not sure what I want, be it your blessing or your forgiveness. I hope you know that even if you do not believe this to be the correct path for me that its a path I have already taken in life as I am not in “transition”, but have “transitioned”. I suppose if you truly are omnipotent and all knowing then you would already know of me and my transition. What do you think of me and my transition, I think I am a woman, do you think the same? Why I seek the blessings of a deceased squirrel I do not know, but here I am so please take pity on me and do not condemn my doing.
    With all my love and much admiration,
    Toma

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Blessings, my darling Toma, blessings. I’m sorry there is so much struggle in the transition but that’s what makes the butterfly strong.

  7. Avatar Sarah says:

    Hello Great and Divine Pearl,

    ~~~I have just stumbled across your glorious videos and feel an extreme connection to you and your rodent fever, as I have contracted it years ago as well. I am here to ask how to strengthen my intuition and psychic abilities I once possessed as a child but are somewhat lost as I have gotten older. How do I open myself back up to that world again? Any advice or spiritual guidance would be extremely fulfilling coming from you, o’ wise sciuridae!!~~~

    Sending Love and The Brightest Blessings,

    Sarah <33472

    • MEpearl MEpearl says:

      Hi Sarah~
      Don’t try to do it all at once or you will probably explode. There are many many many many entrances into that world.
      Be very specific about what you want to know by psychic means (Don’t say ‘everything’ or, again, you will explode) and knock on that door first.
      There is great wisdom in lowered expectations, especially concerning yourself. Watch your dreams.
      See you on the other side~
      The Pearl

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