Press Release May 19, 2010

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Pearl of Wisdom is here to solve your problems.

(Wednesday, May 19, 2010) – Hollywood, California, ME PEARL ( announced today the launch of a website to facilitate the answers to all questions. The inspiration and core of this project is Pearl, a deceased squirrel who has chosen a Pink Mama (PM) through whom she channels her amazing insights into things on this plane. Pearl lived for 10 years as a non-releasable in So. Cal., where she absorbed vast amounts of information through her 7 senses, tuned beyond anything you can yet imagine. And the rest she makes up. In short, in matters vegetable, animal and mineral, ME PEARL is the very model of a modern psychic squirrel. Croaking only increased her powers and lovability factor. You can ASK PEARL anything.

When asked about the funding sources for this venture Pearl said, “I am certain beyond any reasonable expectation that giving to ME will change the lives of all and the course of history.”

Pearl went on to explain that the time has come for the entire world to benefit from her wisdom. “Confide in ME, Gentle Reader; unburden your soul. Pearl is ready for you now.”

Pearls lineage can be traced to the genus of tree squirrels named “Sciurus”. However, her vast knowledge and uncanny ability to see directly into the soul suggest incarnations in many, if not all, other species.

ME PEARL is a partnership of both living (human) entities in Southern California and a deceased squirrel named Pearl. Pearl of Wisdom and all those associated with her and this project absolve themselves of any and all responsibility for whatever may go terribly terribly wrong as a result of taking her advice. For more information and media contacts please visit




4 Blessed Comments

  1. Avatar Bessie Perfect says:

    Dear Pearl,
    I just watched How to Massage Your Opossum Properly on Youtube
    and am blown away. I recommend everyone subscribe to MEPearlA.
    Everybody needs to see this important informative relevant current event. Ground breaking.
    Has ME Pearl Productions produced other instructional films and videos?
    Will you be moving into political arenas or remaining Theosophical?
    Thank you SO MUCH for this quality educational material. How did you ever think of it?

    Your Newest Biggest Fan,
    Bessie Pinchot

    • Avatar Wendy Winkler says:

      Dearest ME,

      Your videos have truly inspired me to capture opossums and massage their beautiful tails. My favorite trick of yours is to shoo their auras away. they seem much happier after i do this to them. I have been rubbing my opossum for years now and he recently passed away. i am terribly upset with my loss and wanted to share my feeling with people who care of opossums.

      Thanks a mill,
      Wendy Winkler

  2. pearl pearl says:

    Dear Bessie,
    When the Muse knocks, I open the nestbox door.
    You can now visit ME Pearl Productions from this very site, which I trust you have Bookmarked.
    Your enthusiasm is much appreciated. Would you like to become my director of development? It is a rare opportunity with only a token investment suggested.
    Pearl of the outstretched little brazos